irregardlessificationising 

irregardlessificationising (noun. gerund) - the adoption of a neologism by adding extraneous affixes to an already existing and perfectly fine word. For example, using 'irregardless" instead of "regardless". The term is used to mock the use of such words in speech or writing, or by inclusion in dictionaries.

Synonym: affixationizingism

Etymology: Formed by its own example of adding extraneous affixes from irregardless; this is also an example of nouning an adverb. Note that the preferred spelling uses the British -ising for added insult, but may also be spelled irregardlessificationizing with -izing.

"We are still displeased with the irregardlessificationizing of language by adding extraneous affixes to create malarkey words, but pandemic is a fitting #WordOfTheYear."

"So much pretentious business jargon (like 'actionable' or 'ideation' or 'pre-meeting' or 'wordsmithing') uses irregardlessificationising to appear smart in front of co-workers, but is both ridiculous and condescending."

irregardlessificationising by Richard.J.Barbalace April 12, 2021

irregardless 

Used by people who ignorantly mean to say regardless. According to webster, it is a word, but since the prefix "ir" and the suffx "less" both mean "not or with" they cancel each other out, so what you end up with is regard. When you use this to try to say you don't care about something, you end up saying that you do. Of course everyone knows what you mean to say and only a pompous,rude asshole will correct you.

Wife: "Irregardless is not a word, dummy"
Husband: "Kiss my ass bitch! I'm still going to the strip club tonight!"

irregardless by Dwayne Boyd September 5, 2005

irregardlessly 

"ly" does not make anything a negative, dumbass. It makes it an adverb.

He posted a correction to another definition, irregardlessly of the fact that you're not supposed to do that, and also the fact that "irregardless" is a stupid word.

irregardlessly by Correction man August 5, 2012

irregardless 

A word used by uneducated people intending to sound intelligent. Often, the defendant will use this word in court in an attempt to impress the judge and jury. Educated people notice and those who use this word instantly identify themselves to educated people as being uneducated. Educated people rarely correct them because it helps educated people more easily identify them if they are well groomed.

Uh... yes your Honor.... Irregardless of the the evidence, I was not the young man in the security video.

irregardless by sanjac1836 February 3, 2008

irregardless 

An unnecessary mispronunciation of the word "regardless".

Guy 1: "Irregardless of what people think"...

Guy 2: (after punching Guy 1 in the face) "Say irregardless again! Say it!"

irregardless by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

irregardless 

A word you should never, ever use in front of your English professor.

Student: "But irregardless of that--"
English professor: "*thwack*"

irregardless by SurelyNotI July 23, 2008

Irregardless 

A double negative that while technically a word, is nearly always being incorrectly used instead of regardless. The people using this are usually pompous assholes who usually double down on irregardless being the correct word to use and are usually using it at the end of an email to be a passive aggressive shitheel.

Debbie: “Irregardless of what was said during that meeting I still need you to send me an up to date TPS report.”
John: “The correct word is regardless, and you can shove that TPS report up your ass.”

Irregardless by Delicious Hamboning January 29, 2020