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6 definitions by sanjac1836

 
1.
A word used by uneducated people intending to sound intelligent. Often, the defendant will use this word in court in an attempt to impress the judge and jury. Educated people notice and those who use this word instantly identify themselves to educated people as being uneducated. Educated people rarely correct them because it helps educated people more easily identify them if they are well groomed.
Uh... yes your Honor.... Irregardless of the the evidence, I was not the young man in the security video.
by sanjac1836 February 02, 2008
 
2.
A misuse of a phrase similar to the misuse of the word irregardless. A phrase used by uneducated people intending to communicate the meaning that they do not care at all. Educated people notice and those who use this word instantly identify themselves to educated people as being uneducated. Educated people rarely correct them because it helps educated people more easily identify them if they are well groomed.
Idiot in a wife beater: "Hey woman! I'm thirsty, get me another beer!" Equally idiotic woman who lives with this man: "I could care less what you are, get your own damn beer."
by sanjac1836 July 10, 2008
 
3.
A disciplary measure taken by prison staff creating a congealed mix of all the inmate's food including coffee or punch, and making one solid food item. This loaf of food meets the institution's nutritional requirements for the inmates, but serves to displine an imate for misuse of his food. Often it is served on a food tray through the bean chute.
Inmate #1: "Say! LaDamion why you got the food loaf?"

Inmate #2: " 'cuz, I spit my eggs upside the boss's head."
by sanjac1836 July 10, 2008
 
4.
Within the prison setting, the horizontal slot like opening in the door or bars of a cell. This opening is large enough to fit a food tray, but small enough to keep and inmate from crawling through.
Dr. Evans, the prison psychologist, went to visit the unruly inmate in segregation. When he leaned his head down near the bean chute to talk to the agitated inmate, a self-help book came flying out of the bean chute striking Dr. Evans in the side of the head.
by sanjac1836 July 10, 2008
 
5.
Any of a number items available for purchase in the prison commissary. More common examples would be deoderant, soap, shampoo, sanitary napkins, tooth paste, and fingernail clippers.
Shanaynay and Big Mama are in the SHU (Special Housing Unit) because they were fighing over hygienes. The unit officer had enough.
by sanjac1836 May 25, 2008
 
6.
In prison, at the end of the inmate's sentence, the inmate goes from department to department to obtain signatures and tie up any loose ends. They check in with various staff members to ensure a smooth release from the institution. This is usually done the last business day prior to the inmate's release from the prison.
Say! There go LaDarius, he be goin' on his merry-go-round. He go home ta-marrah!
by sanjac1836 July 10, 2008