iBoner 

Something fanboys get when they watch Apple Keynotes, go to Apple Stores, play with their iPhones, etc. Ends with the iJaculation of hot, sticky money.

Person 1: "Did you watch the new Apple Keynote from the other day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it gave me a total iBoner so I went And iJaculated all over the Apple Store at the mall."

iBoner by I Just iJaculated December 7, 2011

iBoner 

The sensation that occurs, from heightened excited, in or around your crotchal region when you play with the new apps released for the iPhone and the iPod Touch. Usually resulting in no less than a semi.

Dude: "I'm thirsty! Give me a beer from your iPint....gulp gulp gulp...oh god..."
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"

iBoner by scobb August 17, 2008

waffle ironed 

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed

"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"

waffle ironed by JewLay April 19, 2010

iRoNeTiK 

The ironetik takes the cock in all circumstances, it is the male gay gene

seth stood staring at hole in the wall that led through to the girls showers at his school but it did not interest him, the ironetik in him was to strong so he moved to his favourite place, the male urinals

iRoNeTiK by Seth March 10, 2003

Ironed Out 

1.The succesfull result of a Gay-Male being turned hetro, after hard work put forth by a female who is attracted to the male.
2. the process of straighting a gay person
3. A female who feels it's her place, to turn a male straight.

a. an iron usually must be hot to work

Are you sure Erin had Sex with Thomas? I thought he was gay? "Nah man, after weeks of hard work,aka ironing, she finally got him Ironed out.

Erin has been ironing that gay dude for weeks, and he still is a fag.

That Erin must think she is an iron, she has been trying to turn that dude straight for weeks.

Ironed Out by Smoothie42 October 29, 2010

ironrookie

A way of describing a person who is an absolute bellend. Loves themselves and tries to brainwash people with absolute bullshit. A self opinionated prick who spouts off about shit he does not know. Likes to ride his bike around shithole places like Bolton!!

That “ironrookie” what an absolute c**t!

ironrookie by Spicypoppadom November 15, 2018

ironess

a woman that has significant body odor, i.e. smelling like iron

A: "went on a date with this tinder chick, turned out she was a total ironess"

B: "EUCH!"

ironess by herschel goldbergstein August 9, 2020