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irish handle 

To tie a shirt, preferable a white long sleeve dress shirt around a girl's waist, just ahead of her hips. Her hips lock it in place, so that during doggy-style intercourse the shirt can be used as a handle to allow for more forceful thrusts. Partucularly useful when intoxicated.
Thanks for lending me your new dress shirt, I'm sorry it got stretched and stained when I used it to put an Irish handle on your sister.
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irish handkerchiefs 

Arms, in one utilitarian aspect; usually one's own.
Given my inordinately runny nose and lack of tissue, I opted to hang snot on my Irish handkerchiefs.
irish handkerchiefs by Jello Gaga January 14, 2008

Irish Handlebar 

The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.
Nerd: NO! Please, don't do the Irish Handlebar!
Irish Handlebar by Dicoto October 4, 2016