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itchy pussy 

A woman who is ready for immediate sex, i.e. a woman who is extremely horny.
That woman at the bar is all over that guy, she's practically giving him a lap dance. She really has an itchy pussy.
itchy pussy by Vermont Fag December 17, 2016

itchy sac 

A funnier, less old-fashioned way of calling someone a "wet blanket". Used when referring to anyone who brings down the fun factor of a given situation. Said individual is as much of an annoyance as an relentlessly itchy scrotum.
"Guys, could you use your 30 cm voices? People are trying to sleep"
"Dude, why do you always have to be such an itchy sac about things? Have some fun already."
itchy sac by goldsac October 20, 2008

Shoe itchy 

Shoe itchy is a joke pronounciation of Shuichi Saihara's (from New Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony) name. Many people make jokes using his name like Pooichi given to him by Miu Iruma.
(V3 character): Hey Shoe itchy!
Shuichi: Oh my god-
Shoe itchy by i-buki-mio-da December 8, 2020

Itchy Saucer 

An unclean, sweaty bunghole that itches continuously.
Carl didn't wipe his ass good after he sharted and the remnants left him with an itchy saucer.
Itchy Saucer by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Irchester 

A medium sized village in Northamptonshire famed for absolutely nothing and not even heard of, outside a 5 mile radius.

Far from the romantic ideal of rural village life, the two choices facing Irchester's habitants are either being unemployed and on smack or being unemployed with an alcohol and domestic violence problem.

90% of the population are somehow related but that doesn't stop 'em going at each other. More than likely on the village "rec" after a couple of bottles of White Lightning.

The locals tend to be harmless, as they tend to be so lazy, even having a row is a lot of work. Don't drop your guard, mind because the Country Park has a treat in store for anyone who likes having their bike stolen - yup, pikeys.

Irchester gippo's seem to have misunderstood the "travellers" moniker, since the fuckers have been there for nigh on thirty years.

All in all, a thoroughly depressing, inbred shanty town with about as much charisma as Piers Morgan.
Dave: Since I moved to Irchester, it's been so much easier getting hold of clothes pegs.

Billy: Tarmac your droive, sor?
Irchester by ExIrchy May 13, 2010

itchy feet 

very strong or irresistible impulse to travel.
itchy feet by Claire the Bear March 6, 2009