ipot

an irc idiot wannabe coder who couldn't code him/her-self out of a wet paper sack with holes in it.

Based on the name of an irc user (ipot) who was constantly insisting that everyone give him code without trying to code for himself. Has now become synonymous with all users of the same caliber.

<Joe Moron> you're all such a bunch of elitist dweebs... you don't write codez for anybody.
<Joe Moron> help me now and give me codez!
<Jane Coder> Joe, don't be such an ipot... go read the manual and /try/ to learn how to code. We won't write code /for/ you, but we /will/ help you to write your own code.

by Talisman2 March 1, 2011

ipot

Another way of saying iPod Touch. Apple's latest generation of the iPod.

Did you jailbreak your iPot yet?

by DK January 12, 2008

iPot

Watching a movie or just listing to music on the crapper.

"What! I can't hear you!! I am listing to my iPot!!!"

by Quentin_B. September 24, 2006

iPotted

The most influential and skillful gamer in the history of gamers. If you are being bullied you just have to point out that you know iPotted and they have no option other than to surrender because he is so cool. He also gets all the women which increases his popularity factor tenfold.

Bully: “haha you smell and your 3’1”
You: “I know iPotted”
Bully: *gives up and dies*

OR

You: “hey beautiful, I know iPotted”
Woman: “OMG I LOVE YOU WILL YOU MARRY ME TOMORROW?”

by Definitely a real iPotted fan March 14, 2022

Charge my iPot

The act of using weed to reverse the affects of sobering.

"Man, its wearin off, I need to charge my iPot."

by Harpua February 2, 2008