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Porn stored on your iPod.
iPorn. 1,000 pornstars in your pocket.
iPorn by supr598 January 9, 2008
Related Words
iporn iPorn-ing imporntant Iornzilla ipon ipron icornhole Icornic ihorny ijorn
Pornography held on one's iPod, in the form of pictures or more commonly video.
Now that I have iPorn, I can masturbate even when I'm away from my computer!
iPorn by Colin K November 21, 2007

iPorn-ing 

Verb. To engage in sexual activity while watching porn on an iPad.
James: Look at that couple on that balcony, they're totally iporn-ing!
iPorn-ing by Mepa February 9, 2010

icornhole 

Icornhole is a show from the year 2021. The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future entered a time warp and brought back pirated optical storage copies of season 1. The theme of the show is about the future of the web show iCarly. The show ends up turning into a live webcam show were freddy pounds carly and sam in the ass and sometimes spencer and nevel join in(nevel usually goes for freddy though). Carly usually goes STA(Straight to Anal) and then sam blows freddy afterwards(Shit dick and all). They have been known to do dvda and creamed cornholes(cum farts).
Some black guy: Yo nigga did you catch that bootleg icornhole over at da piratebay? I bet those bitches cump all the time.

Samual L Jackson: Ya Motherfucka! Freddy tore those bitches asses up. Those bitches ain't gonna walk straight for weeks! Royal with cheese motherfucka!
icornhole by cornchuck18 June 4, 2009
1) a) What people who buy the iPhone 4 on Verizon now will be when the iPhone 5 comes out in the Summer.

b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.
a) bought the iPhone as soon as he could when the iPhone 4 came out on Verizon; now, he's contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iPhone 5 was released. He sure got iPoned!

b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.
iPoned by Flirm Li January 20, 2011
When somebody gets super horny over mac products
My girlfriend was watching the iphone 5 preview.. man she was so ihorny
ihorny by special k523 July 25, 2012