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when a bitch is so dumb that when she's on her period, she doesn't have a tampon or maxi-pazzle, so she is forced to stick her ipod (likely nano) up her twat-cha-ma-call-it to stop the bleeding, just like a tampon. get it already? not only does this method not work, but it ruins da ipod. dumb-bitch1: lordy, i'm about to start my dot.
dumb-bitch2: you mean period? dumb-bitch1: of course that's what i meant. you dumb b*tch! dumb-bitch2: well you better have a tampon dumb-bitch1: dang, i only have one. and it's used. dumb-bitch2: just use your ipod as an ipon dumb-bitch1: this just might work! |
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| 1. | iPon | ||
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The next Apple product after the iPad short for iTampon person 1: Did you get the iPad?
person 2: no, I'm waiting for the iPon |
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