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iPiss Pro Max™ 

The brand all-new innovative aluminium 4:3 aspect ratio tablet that will definently not be slowed down on purpose after about 3 years since purchase. Now with no sim card slot and a better vibration for your private needs. From Crapple.
Instead of donating money to charity, I'm going to buy the new iPiss Pro Max™ from Crappe and flex it because I can't do anything else with it but browse the web and play mobile games.
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Imissyourface-syndrome 

When you haven't seen someone in person for so long that you begin to go through withdrawals of seeing their face.

When you close your eyes and all you can see is someones face in your head.

When you go through pictures of a person to keep the image of their face fresh in your mind.
Person 1: "What's up with you? You're always looking up pictures of Victoria on facebook.."

Person 2: "Oh. She's just putting me through some intense imissyourface-syndrome. I'm trying to counteract it by seeing it via facebook, but it's not the same as face-to-face.."
Cliques who form solely around the ownership of iPhones. Race, sex, or religion play no part in the formation of iPosses and the main topic of discussion in said posse will primarily focus on the features and apps of iPhones.

Note: iPosses may or may not act snobby towards iPhony's and/or non-Iphone owners. It all depends on the individual.
After John got the iPhone he was immediately accepted into the local chapter of the iPosse at his school.
iPosse by MickSwaggger March 28, 2009
Cliques who form solely around the ownership of iPhones. Race, sex, or religion play no part in the formation of iPosses and the main topic of discussion in said posse will primarily focus on the features and apps of iPhones.

Note: iPosses may or may not act snobby towards iPhony's and/or non-Iphone owners. It all depends on the individual.
After John got the iPhone he was immediately accepted into the local chapter of the iPosse at his school.
iPosse by MickSwaggger March 28, 2009
Is a. Girl that is nice and funny. Also is the person who will change your life forever
Irissa is so sweet and kind
Irissa by Fhjsnncnjr December 10, 2012
The most beautiful girl alive! She is adventurous and crazy but super loveable. Everyone wants to be aroun her because she is the life of the party! You gotta love Ilissa!
Guy: whos that girl over there. The one dancing in the middle

Other guy: that has to be Ilissa!
Ilissa by Turtlebeckyr November 27, 2013
To share ear buds to an iPod/iPhone while kissing to your song. Creating a world with-in, just for the two of you.
We shared earbuds, and listened to "Love You 'Till the End", while we made out, it was the perfect iKiss.
iKiss by scthkr March 14, 2009