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iPhucked 

When you buy the newest iPhone and realize that they only added one new feature, and you spent 500+ more dollars on it than you should have.
Man: I just bought the new iPhone today and it has a new dildo feature! I shoved it in my ass because I'm so iPhucked!
iPhucked by Turexthehunter March 10, 2015
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iPhucked 

iPhucked - Is what you experience whenever the iPhone auto text feature changes your text message content to something other than the word(s) you wrote and you have to tell the recipient of the message the correct wording. When that happens to you, then you have been iPhucked!!!
It's almost impossible to understand Sally's text messages these days. Now that she switched to an iPhone it's like she is always getting iPhucked each time she text messages me.
iPhucked by JustSayin18 August 31, 2013

iPhucked Up 

What happens when you try to jailbreak your iPhone and it crashes
"Hello. Apple support. How may I help you?"
"Yeah, iPhucked Up"
iPhucked Up by AntimatterKING July 21, 2009
An individual who makes love to his iphone over an over again, this act is normally completed by inserting your device into the anus area, this horrific act often leads to some form of prostate cancer or a collapsed rectom.
Steve Jobs: My iphone an I had an amazing sesh last night and it was totally awesome.

Listener: Jesus, you are such an iphucker.
Iphucker by Bill Gatessss October 23, 2012
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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