iPhoney 

Computer geek wannabe, who instead of using an advanced device with unlimited capabilities, prefers the 'walled garden' of apple. They will babble endlessly of the superriority of apple products, yet have no actual technical degree or knowhow.

Ben: "Judy was telling me how awesome the ipad is"
Krista: "Yeah, but she's full of shit, she is an iphoney"

iPhoney by samba6610 December 31, 2010

iPhoney 

A cell phone which copies the look and features of an iPhone.

I heard that Samsung is coming out with an iPhoney this summer.

iPhoney by SC Robinson June 23, 2008

iPhoney 

pretending your iPod touch is an iPhone to look cool, by either using apps to make it look like an iPhone or just holding it your head like one.

person A:"hey when did ben get an iPhone?"
person B: "he didn't, he is holding his iPod touch up to his ear"
person A: "what an iPhoney..."

iPhoney by nate-dawg-dizzle November 29, 2009

iPhoney 

an Apple iPhone, which is really an internet access device but is NOT a phone because - thanks to AT&T - it can't perform its basic telephony functions ....

It's not really a phone because it doesn't perform its phone function so you have to call it an iPhoney

iPhoney by SVGuy March 19, 2010

iPhoney 

a way to piss off your iphone using friends who are so insecure that they will not turn off the 'sent from my iPhone" option or are perhaps to stupid to figure out how.

hey jackass, you think I am impressed with that sent from my iPhone tagline?
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sent from my iPhoney

iPhoney by sjmvi August 5, 2008

iPhoney 

a way to piss off your iphone using friends who are so insecure that they will not turn off the 'sent from my iPhone" option or are perhaps to stupid to figure out how.

hey jackass, you think I am impressed with that sent from my iPhone tagline?
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sent from my iPhoney

iPhoney by sjmvi August 4, 2008

iphone conspiracy 

used by many 1D fans to speak on “larry stylinson”

“i mean if you google conspiracy on IPHONES.. you’re gonna get a conspiracy.. but there’s obviously no truth to it like ObViOuSlY🤩🤚🏻💫”

-louis tomlinson (iphone conspiracy)

iphone conspiracy by idkmanijustwantedtoputonething August 12, 2020