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1. ipants
Is a product that apple has yet to create. It will come in handy to charge your ipod or iphone while you are walking.
I wish I had a pair of ipants so I can charge my iphone.
2. iPants
iPants are a metaphor for Apple fanboys' virtual excitement
Dude, that new iPad really tightens my iPants!
3. iPants
when an Apple product cannot perform a basic task, which all other products of that genre take as a standard feature:

my <apple product> doesn't do that <insert basic capability>, it's so iPants
my iPhone doesn't do <insert basic capability of smartphone>, it's so iPants
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