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invisidability 

noun referring to the state of having the ability to understand difficulty caused by a legitimate disability that is not visible and meet the challenges that arise because of it.
Person 1: After I was diagnosed with Lupus my fatigue became so intense that I could not drive to work any longer so I changed careers and started working from home and gained my invisidability.

Person 2: That's good, now don't let your invisidabilty turn you into a smug smartass.
invisidability by Sarcasm 42 January 7, 2011
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femme invisibility 

When a lesbian dresses in a traditionally feminine way, many people may assume that she is straight. She may also be told that she is "too pretty to be gay". As a result, she may become invisible to other lesbians because she does not fit the stereotypical "butch" role and/or does not date "butch" women.

What I suffer from on a daily basis.
1: So do you have a boyfriend?

2: No, I'm a lesbian

1: Wow! I would have never guessed!

2: I know, I suffer from femme invisibility
femme invisibility by LipstickHoney November 14, 2012

sideways invisibility theory 

This theory deals with very skinny people who when looked at from the side are hardly visible because of how skinny they are.
Some people are just hard to spot because of the sideways invisibility theory.

Invisibility 

1. A superpower thought up by many males in an attempt to achieve their utmost sexual fantasies.

2. The act of becoming unseen to the naked eye through the use of items, spells, or by paranormal reasons.

3. Not being visible.
1. Dazil: "Boy, I wish I had the power of invisibility so that I can sneak into the women's fitting rooms to peek on them!"

2. The ability of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak. When no one is under it, it's visible. When it is covering someone's body, it grants invisibility for no apparent explanation except for the fact it's magic.

3. "You are a ghost Fisher, be nothing more than a Splinter Cell."
Invisibility by Ralph G. May 28, 2008

invisibility 

The power or ability to become invisible. Most frequently occurs in Fantasy or Science Fiction. However, vitally important objects that you need in Real Life are some times empowered with invisibility when you need them most desperately.
Keeborn have the power of invisibility.
invisibility by Downstrike May 23, 2004

the cloak of invisibility 

Where one hides their true nature and personality in order to portray another more seemingly advantageous persona.
Usually adorned for personal gain, or more deeply, from fear.
Merrill had so many inner demons that he decided it was best to wear the cloak of invisibility and keep them to himself.
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Invisibility 

The unique super power Lebron James uses during the 4th Quarter.
Joe: Did you see Lebron James play in the NBA Finals?

Jack: Nahh bro. He used his invisibility and that's why the Heat lost.
Invisibility by MastaPanda June 16, 2011