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Invisibae 

When you have a relationship only through the platform of snapchat. These people have never and will never meet, but constantly send each other snaps throughout the day acting like they are in a relationship. Most of these snaps are dirty.
"Omg Jordan just snapped another dick pic, he's becoming my invisibae"
" He's going to be in town tonight, maybe I'll finally meet up with him, he won't be my invisibae anymore!"

"You're never going to meet up with him, He's just a invisibae through snapchat."
Invisibae by Gabracsop October 16, 2017
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invisiboner 

An invisiboner is a boner that is too small for anyone to notice except the one who has it. Invisiboner is the opposite of micro soft dick.
1. "When I got called up to the front of class, I was worried that everyone would laugh. However I was even more disappointed when no one noticed; That is when I realized my dick is so small that I have an invisiboner."
2. "The stripper grinded on Jim for 20 minutes but thought that he was suffering from a horrible case of erectile dysfunction; Little did she know that he actually was suffering from invisiboner, and was just too small for her to see or feel."
invisiboner by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

invisitated 

To be invisitated is to be made invisible.

The past tence of invistat.
The guy on tv was invisitated.
invisitated by daygon December 2, 2015

invisiboner 

The female equivalent of a boner. Called an invisiboner for obvious reasons.
Megan Fox gives a lot of lesbians an invisiboner.
invisiboner by WhiteLily October 30, 2010

Invisibated

verb - the action of someone online who signs into a chatroom and stays inactive for a long period of time so that everyone in the chat believes that person to be away from their keyboard, but as soon as someone says somethign about them or speaks about a topic that they have knowledge about they pop into the conversation. this can either be referring to a good friend or a frequent visitor who is annoying.
person #1, "hey man did you hear about Gilly?"
person #2, "no i didn't, why, whats up?"
Gilly, "did someone just say my name?"
person #1, "goddam it gilly you fuckin invisibated me again you dick!"
Gilly, "LOL -.-"
Invisibated by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009

InvisibleReaperl

The Reaper that's Invisible!
me
InvisibleReaperl by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Invisiboner 

The term you use when you use the upper lining of your shorts/underwear/trousers to support your penis so as to conceal your early morning boner.
Used when you want to prevent awkward conversations with your parents/siblings or any other person around you when you wake up!
Jim: man how come you never get caught with a boner by your wife in the morning?

Tom: looks like you are unaware of the secrets of the invisiboner!
Invisiboner by Thebigdaddy February 1, 2013