invisabugs 

Microscopic bugs that you don't see but know they're there. You usually think about them on handles in public toilets or on public transport.

"Ew. Janine just left the toilet but didn't wash her hands. She's just adding more invisabugs to the door handle. Lovely."

Sarah: Does anyone have a fork?
Joe: There's one in my drawer at my desk. It's clean.
Sarah: I'll wash it anyway. God knows how many invisabugs are crawling around in there.

invisabugs by Jebbie January 18, 2008

invisobush 

n. creepy flesh-colored pubic hair

I thought her pubes were shaved off, but I was actually a victim of an invisobush.

invisobush by ChelleSparks June 13, 2009

invisabullshit 

Lies you never saw coming

I’ve been friends with Tyler for years. I never thought he’d feed me some invisabullshit

invisabullshit by Quantum_Glare December 30, 2021

invisibusy 

When you are super busy at work but you don’t look like you are and your coworkers are giving you serious judgmental side eye.

That bitch never does anything! No they’re just invisibusy.

invisibusy by Blondytron July 20, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008