bottom half of the internet 

The morass that is formed by comment fields on the internet, anywhere. It is a cesspool for people being anonymously vile. The people in the cesspool often seek out things they know they hate, because they get off on being angry and disgusted, and expressing this in lurid terms.

I made the mistake of looking at the bottom half of the internet.

bottom half of the internet by Wild West January 23, 2018

internetiot 

An individual with a complete inability to grasp anything cyberspace-related.

"She doesn't know her browser from her search engine. What an internetiot!"

internetiot by hmm1219 February 3, 2010

internetboner 

A severe feeling of arrousal towards the thought of internet. Often felt as a result of having lost your internet connection for more then 24hrs.

Man it sucks I ran out of internet quota and I'm going to have a massive internetboner til the next month clocks over.

internetboner by allstar88 January 1, 2015

internetmotherdatabase 

your mom gives too much information in a post on social media

Tfw your mom be like IMBD (internetmotherdatabase) on a post.

internetmotherdatabase by NIDK February 2, 2017