Intellisult is a word first coined by Matt Hofstadt for the website Intellisult.com, the web's most intelligent insult generator. The word, as defined on the website, is "an offensive and damaging insult phrase marked by a high degree of intelligence and cognitive capacity".
Intellisult is the synthesis of the words Intelligent and Insult.
After theboy was unjustly scolded, he responded with a clever and quick-witted Intellisult.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!