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Intellisult 

Intellisult is a word first coined by Matt Hofstadt for the website Intellisult.com, the web's most intelligent insult generator. The word, as defined on the website, is "an offensive and damaging insult phrase marked by a high degree of intelligence and cognitive capacity".

Intellisult is the synthesis of the words Intelligent and Insult.
After the boy was unjustly scolded, he responded with a clever and quick-witted Intellisult.
Intellisult by pasacaglia September 1, 2011
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Intellibuttocks 

The work place version of smartass.
You are an intellibuttocks.

That's the last intellibuttocks comment that I want to hear from you.

Always the intellibuttocks.
Intellibuttocks by THE BMF June 5, 2009

intellislut 

A very intelligent slut, most often having sex with anything that has a dick, but is smart enough not to tell anyone.
"whoa, look at that chick! she's so hot!"
"she's probably an intellislut"
"doubt it"
intellislut by A fo September 18, 2005

intellaslut 

a combination of intelligent and a slut. meaning a smart slut
that girl is an intellaslut. she gets good grades in school, but MAN! is she a slut.

Intellishit 

Someone who is intelligent but lacks wisdom. Often because they have some sort of opinion in the way.

Often Intellishit people will use large words and speak verbosely while missing the point altogether. The essential and the crux is not their forte.
Bob is such an Intellishit. He can quote dozens of scientific articles, but is still an anti-vaxxer.

Did you hear that Margaret has become an Intellishit too? She fell in with the Climate Change denying crowd.
Intellishit by Doc_Transcendent January 11, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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