Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️

Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.

Instarags by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021

Instapretty

A person who is attractive in their social media pics but in the flesh doesn't live up to the hype.

- Did you see Fred's new girls profile pic? She is piff

- Nah mate, saw her in town the other day and she ain't anything special. She instapretty

Instapretty by IceyT August 19, 2016

instareg

New people or members who join chat rooms, lobby's or forums on the internet that have regular members. Makes you a instant regular chatter.

Instant Regular = Instareg

I see Mary is new to this chat site... that makes Mary an Instant Regular... Welcome aboard "Instareg" Mary!

instareg by Urban.Chatter May 30, 2010

instapreneur 

1. An entrepreneur or home business based out of Instagram.

2. A company that markets, create awareness and sells through Instagram

She is an instapreneur, she grew her business by introducing quirky designs.

instapreneur by The Enthu Foodie October 12, 2017

Instapressed 

When you watch a mastermind genius at work.

I was instapressed the whole time

Instapressed by Thispagewasmadeforme September 8, 2020

instaregret

The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone proper rancid due to slcohol. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack combined with copious pints of ale takes over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaguilt

Dave: - "mate i pulled this munter last light with my beer goggles on... but fuck me i got instaregret the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"

instaregret by mordzy2 October 20, 2010

Instapreg

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded
you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

Instapreg by Jeremy Storm March 11, 2009