6 definitions by mordzy2

Top Definition
an answer given by a computer user when asked to do anything on a computer, mobile, tablet, games console or any other electronic device.

For whatever reason, a person of usually good intelligence looses all sense of logic and understanding.
John: - "Can you click on the start button"
Judy:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Dave:- "whats it say on your screen"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Frank:- "Please can you click file, open and tell me what files you see"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"
by mordzy2 March 15, 2011
The opposite of Sentient. A person or persons who has the inability, state of consciousness or cerebral capacity to question ones own existence.

Someone with a low IQ, Low understanding of surrounding equilibrium, small vocabulary.

Shop at iceland, don't work, smoke, ware lots of gold, live off the state.

also see 'Burdon on society'
Rod - "Hay Dave, you seen them two bag heads coming out of iceland"

Dave - "Jesus Rod philosophyless or what"

Also see
bag head chav sentient burdon on society welfare breeder
by mordzy2 August 02, 2010
The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone you shouldn't have. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack took over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaregret
Dave: - "mate i was hanging out the back of this well fit bird last night coz the missis was away with mates... but fuck me i got instaguilt the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"
by mordzy2 October 16, 2010
The act of laughing (or LOLing) so hard that you rupture your LOLspleen.
Dave - "shit george, ive fucked my LOLSpleen it was that funny"
by mordzy2 March 03, 2011
The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone proper rancid due to slcohol. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack combined with copious pints of ale takes over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaguilt
Dave: - "mate i pulled this munter last light with my beer goggles on... but fuck me i got instaregret the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"
by mordzy2 October 18, 2010
a fit girl who you fancy but would also love to fuck, but can't coz its strictly platonic
john - man sue is a top lass and proper babemate but fuck me id love to get involved too.

mike - yeh shame dude, but you know she only wants a platonic friendship. Don't ruin it, she's a top babemate.
by mordzy2 July 28, 2011

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