Something that is the equivalent of snake oil, except it's obvious that the product is a scam.
It's instant water! Just add water.
by PlasmaFire3000 November 6, 2009
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while smoking, drinking or doing some other type of drug, the moment you take it in, your already high. It's a rarity due to the tolerance most people have to almost everything nowadays but when it happens, it should be thoroughly enjoyed.
V: So anyway, we were talking and he s...
B: Whoa! Instant high!
by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009
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Quite possibly, the greatest food that has ever existed.
Anonymous: Man, I'm hungry. Oh! I know what I'll eat....Instant Ramen!
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When you're sending messages over MSN,Yahoo etc.
I was instant messaging that kid.
by Tokyo May 25, 2006
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1.) Referring to something being "extravagantly awesome".
2.) The nickname of the greatest, most charismatic professional wrestler in recent memory, TNA Wrestling's Christian Cage.
1.) Dude, Terminator 2 was an Instant Classic!
2.) "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage is a two-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion!
by Neil S. April 5, 2008
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Swift and intense negative happenings in someone’s life after they screw over or do something shady to another person, sometimes a friend but not always can be a random person.
“Did you hear J got fucked up in that car accident?” “Yeah I heard that sucks but it’s Instant Karma man he should have never made shit up on D and called CPS.”
by The Dark Doc December 30, 2017
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Someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {Google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {Wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.
Person one: "Whoa. So now Jason started an argument with me about which of the American Presidents are the best and worst. Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."

Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."
by Astor G. February 20, 2008
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