instacurity

An excessive concern with one’s social media presence, influence, and/or likeability.

I knew I was suffering from instacurity when I strategically timed when I was going to post on Twitter to ensure the most retweets, once even tweeting from a funeral because I didn’t want to miss that “peak” time. I’m sure my late aunt would have understood.

instacurity by Mr. Instacurity April 3, 2013

Arm triangle of insecurity 

A special pose used by women while taking photographs in an effort to reduce the appearance of arm fat. It is performed by standing at an angle towards the camera, with the exposed arm in an akimbo position. Typically, photos such as these appear on Facebook and dating websites. Also typically, the women who strike such a pose are fat and/or insecure about their body image.

Girl: Hey girls, let's all take a group photo
Guy: Wow look at those fatties using the arm triangle of insecurity, all at the same time.
Girl: Omg, we look amazing!

Arm triangle of insecurity by dunderball August 14, 2012

Insecurity 

Something that almost everyone is because of the stupid standards society expects us to live up to

Insecurity: Insecure about being short and fat because society doesn't accept that

Insecurity by NerdGirl May 11, 2015

Insecurity card 

Insecurity card is an idiomatic phrase that refers to the act of bringing the issue of insecurity into a debate or argument. Women are notorious for accusing their husbands/boyfriends of being insecure for almost anything and everything (even if it's not true).

Bob: Hey Mike, I saw you leave your house last night. What happened?

Mike: I got into a fight with that biatch again. She pulled out the insecurity card like always.

Insecurity card by silentthread April 22, 2011

insecurity 

A feeling affecting many people in society. Often spawns sluts, attention whoring, and controlling boyfriends. To blame for many of the problems in society.

Rob's constant homophobic jokes reveals his insecurity in his manhood.

insecurity by David M. Kennedy July 25, 2006

turd insecurity 

A public restroom phenomenon in which the turd dumper needs complete privacy in order to do their thing. The presence of another person in the adjacent stall, or even the restroom, will cause sphincters to pucker to less than a 1 cm.

This is especially true if the turd dumper knows he/she is going to have an embarrassing explosive turd, complete with lots of gas and splashing sounds.

Two persons with turd insecurity in adjacent stalls results in a very uncomfortable , time consuming experience for both. A solution is to flush the toilet in sync with dumping the turd, hopefully masking the dump.

His sphincter tight with turd insecurity, Steve hoped the person in the next stall would leave. In the next stall, Mark harbored the same hopes.

turd insecurity by Tuftskins April 30, 2009

Insecurity Mining 

A phrase created by Jordan Theresa in her youtube video "tiktok is bad for women, actually" (posted Saturday, January 14th, 2023) She uses it to describe tiktoks//the media's goal on wanting people to buy a prouduct they actively target people's insecurities or try to make new ones. As she described "it is content which mines for your insecurities"

'These tiktok self care people are going out of their way to create insecurities. I mean, like Jordan said, it's insecurity mining!'

Insecurity Mining by MitskiAHHsong January 14, 2023