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Instabitch

Low T millennial whose sole function in life is to facilitate his girlfriend's Instagram feed by taking photos and placing himself in precarious positions to get that perfect shot. Never appears in her feed.
Is Tyler banging Morgan? No, he's just her Instabitch.
Instabitch by Rudeboy Johnny June 4, 2019

Instabitch

A girl who posts on social media about her life problems to her 1000 followers that don't give a shit.
Damn. This girl keeps spamming my page with her problems. What an instabitch.
Instabitch by The professa October 28, 2014

Instabitching 

When a person starts bitching on an Instagram post.
Ellen: Just ate birthday cake with my friends! So yummy :D
Natalia: OMG, you had birthday cake?! Why didn't you invite me to your party?! You're so mean! I hate you!
Ellen: Jeez Natalia, stop instabitching on all my posts.
Instabitching by )_Me_( February 3, 2013

instabitch

a bi-polar person when they get angry. they go from instacalm to instabitch
look at that bi-polar guy over there hes such an instabitch
instabitch by dora tree April 8, 2009

Instawitch

Someone who calls themselves a witch but the only knowledge they have gained came from Instagram. Frequently gullible and easily upset.
Don't take advice from him, he is an Instawitch.
Instawitch by Kalikisses January 21, 2020

instabitch

A man who walks around following his woman with her phone taking photos of her for instagram.
No Dean, that's not the right angle.

Oh bro, Dean is definitely her instabitch.
instabitch by tredge June 29, 2019