When you got so drunk last night and woke up this morning, you're not hung over, but you're definitely NOT right. Youre sober but it doesnt feel like it.. and everybody else thinks you're fucked up but you're not. You may have slept you might not have. But You really don't know. But you're not tired either. Its like you killed way too many brain cells the night before and you can definitely feel it.

Friend: Dude whats wrong with you? Are you fucked up or drunk or something?

Me: Nah man, I'm just insomniated. You won't believe how fucked up I got last night.

Friend: Just go to bed then

Me: Thats the thing, I'm not even tired though. I just feel like I'm fucked up or something.

Freind: I hate when its like that. Yeah you're definitely insomniated.

Insomniated by Boozie l.p. December 4, 2020

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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