Inprectichous 

A word that means whatever the user of the word wants it to mean at the time it is said.

1. John is so imprectichous.

2. It is inprectichous that you help me.

3. Your so inprectichous about everything.

Inprectichous by The Inprectichous Man January 30, 2015

Insured by Smith and Wesson 

If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.

The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.

Insured by Smith and Wesson by Amzngguy June 27, 2009

inpregnito 

(adjective) - when a bitch tries to hide her preggo status with baggy clothes

"I thought this hoe's style was scrubbin', but she wore a hoodie to keep that shit inpregnito."

inpregnito by Daniel Baumgart with the Stockton-to-Malone from Dan Arbaugh April 8, 2006

Injured Dog 

When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw

The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor

Injured Dog by Loose Goose For King August 31, 2011

inpression 

noun or verb, or what ever you relate it to
Related to making an impression, but attributing of anything to something else, related or non-related; without an apparent connection (in the context of adding more non original attributes)
A memorization of the obscure, without reason.
Random access memory linking

Ex: A thought connecting the next with little to no similarities between them, but reoccurs every time.

I don't know why this AAA battery reminds me of a cat I never fed, I guess i have an impression of a cat and batteries.
Deja vu is making inpression of a current moment to an old, but with know attributes.

inpression by Augmented Intelligence March 11, 2018

Inturesting 

What is inturesting? That's an inturesting question.

Man: You just won the random lottery for 10 million dollars!!!
Me: Inturesting...

Inturesting by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020

inpreet 

The perfect girl...just words can't describe her curvy, smart, beautiful, just haw dropping and fucking hilarious, she has beautiful long black hair and has amazing caramel skin, one of the nicest girls you will ever meet, she is everything on this world that words cannot describe

Y Inpreet is so perfect and loving!!!

inpreet by William Burton123 March 8, 2014