Inception Fart

When someone farts into another persons butt. The other person mixes the fart around inside them, then farts it back out. It is a fart within a fart.

Sharon: "baby, I want us to move our relationship to the next level...I think we should create something together."
Ben: "I love you Sharon, but I don't think I'm ready for kids yet."
Sharon: "kids!? No! I want us to make an inception fart!"

Inception Fart by Mattybizzle September 19, 2013

Ineptocracy 

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Ex.1 Fred: "Hey TJ did you know that the U.S. is now ran by a Ineptocracy?"
TJ: "No I didn't know that because I don't have to work for a living I just get free money to spend from the government. Its not my money so why can't I spend it on anything I want?"

Ex.2 Rick: "Do you know what I am sick of Mark?"
Mark: "What's that?"
Rick: "I'm sick of being taxed so much, it just goes to the people who don't deserve it and who haven't worked for it!"
Mark: "That's robbery, except its legal!"
Rick: "I KNOW! If I wanted to help someone I would donate it to charity and not have it legally robbed from me."
Mark: "I'm going to get my flag that says don't tread on me and protest!"
Rick: "Lets do it!"

Ineptocracy by One_Epic_Guy August 1, 2012

inception vu 

A feeling of having previously experienced a feeling of having previously experienced something - deja vu within deja vu.

I have the strangest feeling I've had the strangest feeling I've had this feeling before - I must be experiencing inception vu!

inception vu by positive hearts September 6, 2011

Inception Horn 

The horn featured in the original score for the Christopher Nolan film Inception, composed by Zack Hemsey. The horn takes the form of a mammoth trombone backed up by heavy percussion (often repeated multiple times for maximum results of 'Inceptionation') that is played at intervals throughout the course of the composed piece of music to create a more than dramatic atmosphere, giving the characters a valiant amount of purpose.

Side effects of frequent exposure to the Inception Horn may include "the dream collapsing", "checking your totem" and everything happening in slow motion.

Leonardo Dicaprio: "This was not part of the plan!"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: "The dream's collapsing!"
Inception Horn: "BWAAAAOORRRRRRRR."
Member of Audience: "OHHHH BOYYYYYY"

Inception Horn by NoWhay October 20, 2010

Ineptocracy 

Ineptocracy

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. syn- socialism.

Unless we can get Obama out of the White House, this country is headed for ineptocracy.
The economic crisis in Greece is a classic example of the dangers of ineptocracy.

Ineptocracy by ManInSt.Louis April 27, 2012

INEPTA 

The ability of SEPTA (Philadelphia public transportation) to never be on time, never give customer service of any kind and still stay in business making more money then ever.

"Thanks to Inepta I'm late for work....again!"

INEPTA by cheychey420 January 26, 2014

Inception Hangover 

A state of mind associated with doing any of the below as a result of just having watched the Christopher Nolan movie Inception:
1. Interpreting real life events as being events in a lucid dream.

2. Calling a real-life person a projection of ones' subconscious mind.

3. Accusing someone of implanting an idea in your head through hypnotic or subliminally charged conversation.

1. Just took an afternoon nap, and I'm wondering if this is a dream within a dream. Argh, still have an Inception hangover.

2. I'm still attached to my ex and can't date other women. She's not dead and this ain't no Inception hangover.

3. I feel like I have no real motives. All my motives are ideas implanted in my head by my friends, family and the media. Gotta get over my Inception hangover.

Inception Hangover by radialaxpro August 6, 2010