iMessage

A free internet messaging service intended to be competing with WhatsApp. In stark contrast to aforementioned WhatsApp, which is like a box made of glass where everyone can look into to see what you're talking about, iMessage is so secure that not even the FBI can sniff what you are talking about. Unfortunately, due to the fact that iMessage was made by Apple, it only runs on Apple devices. So while people with iPhones, iPods, iPads and Macs can enjoy securely talking on iMessage, WhatsApp still remains the leading application since it runs on Android and Windows Phone as well. Heck, it even runs on Symbian.

A: Can I talk to you on iMessage?
B: Sorry, I only have this POS android on WhatsApp.
A: Yeah right. I'll see what kinds of pictures you are posting later on my 1337 MacBook Pro with Retina display through a web WhatsApp client.
B: NOOOO!!!

iMessage by LaVievre555 August 19, 2013

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imessage games

a series of games that can be played over text developed by gamepigeon. attractive girls are usually extremely bad at these games.

person 1: are you down to play imessage games
attractive girl: yes but I suck at them

imessage games by cheeseratlord February 16, 2023

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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