Dirty iguana

THe dirty iguana originates from the deep jungles of Beliz. It began as an ancient practice of men acquiring a mate without having to worry about another bastard trying to commandeer her. The man would carefully seduce the female and as she succumbed to the seduction she would spread her legs. Quickly the man would spin around 180 degrees and take a huge shit in her pussy. After this no other man would want to tap that. He would then save her and rinse off her vagina for later use. The Mexicans found a way around this however by practicing unbelievable amounts of buttfucking. The natives of Beliz became upset and started skeeting on any Mexicans entering their towns. They then chased them to the northern boarder but Trump had completed his wall and the Mexicans were trapped and drown in semen. The whites were safe and learned the ramifications of the Dirty Iguana.

Man that girl was so hot I gave her the Dirty Iguana and am gonna save her for later.

Dirty iguana by Dabien Toe April 26, 2017

inguanzo 

The most sexy, hot, and attractive person ever. If you know an Inguanzo, you are blessed.

He's really hot, he must be an Inguanzo

inguanzo by ItsMultitude July 18, 2017

Evil Iguana Productions 

An extremely funny youtube channel. They do spoofs of movie trailer, The Allen and Craig show which is a improvised show and other videos. It consists of 6 20-21 year old guys (allen, craig, joe, kyle, dan and lars) who live Illionis.

P1: Have you seen Evil Iguana Productions new video.
P2: No i dnt like them
P1:We cant be friends

Evil Iguana Productions by belllaaa. March 29, 2009

beef iguana 

A scrotem that hangs to the floor, and pigs come and mung on it, while wanking to the mudford

pick up your beef iguana

beef iguana by Nutcrack October 6, 2015

Married Iguana 

Another word for marijuana, weed, pot, the devil's lettuce etc

Do you want to do the married iguana?

Married Iguana by charzardsuit2018 March 6, 2019

air the iguana 

Take a pee, with reference to the withdrawal of the penis from the pants for that purpose.

I've gotta go and air the iguana or I'll burst.

air the iguana by Bigglewade March 5, 2009

inguinal crease 

The crease between the torso and the thigh. Creates a 'V' shape in the direction of the groin.

"My ex-boyfriend was ripped. I often licked at his abs especially his inguinal crease," said Mary lustfully.

inguinal crease by Goodwince January 23, 2009