infoholic

an information junkie.

S(h)e's a complete infoholic; CNN on he box NPR on the radio and checking AmphetaDesk.

infoholic by V.H. Hill June 14, 2005

Ignoholic Dipshittery

A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.

James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."

John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."

Ignoholic Dipshittery by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016

inkaholic

an individual with numerous tattoos and can also be characterized as talking vehemently about their tattoos with pride, and discussing their future plans of getting another and why.
The number of tattoos required to be called an inkaholic are inconclusive and vary depending on the area.

Man at tattoo parlor says to tattoo artist, "Dude that girls is an inkaholic. She comes in here nearly every week to get a new tat."
"Shut up man, that bitch is putting my kid through college with her addiction. We need more freaks like her in here."

inkaholic by fluncenterin September 12, 2009

inkaholic sex machine 

probably known as one of the coolest beings in the universe. inkaholic sex machine is a bi polar, split personalitied dude with a.d.h.d.

hey its the inkaholic sex machine....see how everyone crowds him and asks for his autograph and wants to touch him and feel cool because the inkaholic sex machine is in their presence....wow such power.

inkaholic sex machine by duh, im inkaholic sex machine... February 4, 2004

inkaholic

a person that writes A LOT and very well too. whether it's poems, stories, music, or anything.

Person: Why do you write so much?
Writer: Because I'm an inkaholic.

inkaholic by planters_peanut July 15, 2010