A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.
James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."
John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."
an individual with numerous tattoos and can also be characterized as talking vehemently about their tattoos with pride, and discussing their future plans of getting another and why.
The number of tattoos required to be called an inkaholic are inconclusive and vary depending on the area.
Man at tattoo parlor says to tattoo artist, "Dude that girls is an inkaholic. She comes in here nearly every week to get a new tat."
"Shut up man, that bitch is putting my kid through college with her addiction. We need more freaks like her in here."
probably known as one of the coolest beings in the universe. inkaholic sex machine is a bi polar, split personalitied dude with a.d.h.d.
hey its the inkaholic sex machine....see how everyone crowds him and asks for his autograph and wants to touch him and feel cool because the inkaholic sex machine is in their presence....wow such power.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.