myocardial infarction

Destruction of myocardial tissue caused by blockage of a coronary artery, either by a thrombus or by aethrosclerosis. Also heart attack

Emeril Lagasse is going to die of myocardial infarction one of these days, due to his great love of pork fat.

myocardial infarction by Antinous September 22, 2003

myocardial infarction

1)death of myocardium following ischemia, usually due to an occlusion of the coronary artery (MI)

2)a term to simultaneously communicate "heart attack" and "i am pompous"

i know what an MI is. im an arrogant premed.

myocardial infarction by david January 3, 2004

dick infarction 

having a severe blockage in your dick
in medical terminology infarction is a blockage. if an infarction happens in the heart, it leads to a heart attack.

Son: "Mom, can I go get laid tonight?"
Mom: "Are you fucking crazy, no you can't go get laid tonight! It's a school night."
Son: "You are such a dick infarction!"

dick infarction by aHDumb May 22, 2008

penile infarction 

V. the act of being attacked by a penis.
N. Penis Attack

I was just walking through the mall and all of the sudden a penile infarction came out of nowhere! I was scared I didn't know what to do!

penile infarction by jd88 December 29, 2007

penile infarction 

V. Attack by a penis.
N. The act of being attacked by a penis.

Sally just got a penile infarction. She was just standing there when all of the sudden Henry's penis just started attacking her!

penile infarction by JessD December 30, 2007

McMyocardial Infarction

Otherwise known as a "McGang Bang", this treat involves the re-assembling of a McDouble and a McChicken into one delightful entity. Regardless of which is on top, you are certain to get your rocks off.

While ingesting his McMyocardial Infarction, Ted is briefly reminded of his triple coronary bypass as he feels his arteries solidifying.

McMyocardial Infarction by BD577Stormer May 25, 2009

yeet infection 

When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.

James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*

yeet infection by Bellendoos June 8, 2018