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having a severe blockage in your dick
in medical terminology infarction is a blockage. if an infarction happens in the heart, it leads to a heart attack.
Son: "Mom, can I go get laid tonight?"
Mom: "Are you fucking crazy, no you can't go get laid tonight! It's a school night."
Son: "You are such a dick infarction!"
by aHDumb May 22, 2008

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