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Penial Ingestion 

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.
"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"
Penial Ingestion by that1dud3 November 28, 2009

Indigestion 

Upset stomach caused by visiting a fast food restaurant. Closely related to Delhi belly and Starbucks enema.
Howard got indigestion after eating a Vivanno and sharted all over the wall before he could sit down on the bog.

indigestion 

THIS FEELS LIKE DEATH OKAY. I JUST HAD IT TODAY TRUST ME. IT FEELS LIKE YOUR HEART IS EXPLODING ANd you need to puke and is just terrible. really makes you want to die oh man. you don't want to breath or swallow or move or do anything that involves living. what i do to try and fix it fast is just burp my little heart out until the pukey feeling leaves
indigestion makes me feel like death
indigestion by :)lmao October 16, 2014

Tiddy Indigestion 

The feeling of air-induced indigestion, just between your breasts - usually caused by eating too fast.
Ugh, I can't get rid of this tiddy indigestion. I've tried banging my chest, even.
Tiddy Indigestion by Poppy Booray February 23, 2017

Indigestion 

Upset stomach caused by visiting a fast food restaurant. Closely related to Delhi belly and Starbucks enema.
Howard got indigestion after eating a Vivanno and sharted all over the wall before he could sit down on the bog.
Indigestion by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

Indiegestion 

A severe over-exposure to Indie music
"5 gigs in 3 days...dude, I've got chronic indiegestion"

"You keep playing 'Is This It' on repeat you're guna get a nasty case of indiegestion"
Indiegestion by OJKilometers February 13, 2010