Indonesia 

A beautiful country consists of more than 17.000 islands. It has hundreds ethnic groups as well as regional languages, that makes most of the people are at least bilingual. Indonesia is a home of second world's various biodiversity, and is very rich of cultural diversity. It's now fighting to get its position as the next global economic power.

Most of the population are Muslims, If you wanna see the real face of Islam, come to Indonesia. Only ignorant people will say that Indonesia is a terrorist paradise. In Indonesia, you can easily found Muslims live peacefully with people of other religions.

A: Why are Muslims are identical to terrorism?
B: Muslims are like bees, mate! They can get angry if you disturb their home! But they are surely friendly when you don't disturb them.
A: So, where can I find the undisturbed ones?
B: Go to Indonesia! Only an asshole tries to bomb such a peaceful country.

Indonesia by wagiman August 15, 2011

Indonesia 

4th most populous country in the world, largest muslim nation and where Mi Goreng was invented.

guy 1 : So is Mi Goreng Australian?
guy 2 : No it's Indonesian!

Indonesia by cfcgirl1 December 29, 2009

Indonesia 

This country was invaded by the Japs and Dutch. Also Indonesia better than Malaysia. Bali is in here. What does Malaysia have?

Sigmanesian: "Indonesia is beautiful."
Malaysiabeta: "No."

Indonesia by drier than the atacama February 8, 2022

Indonesian Restraunt 

Great restraunt serving authentic indo food on Race Street in Philadelphia's chinatown section. you can usually expect to see several waiters in very nice clothes running around. it is a great place with fine food and decour. they also own cafe pandawan lima in south philly. expect to pay about 25 - 30 dollars per person.

damn the indonesia restraunt is expensive!

Indonesian Restraunt by TapRootDan August 21, 2005

Indonesian Splash Party 

When you sit on the toilet to poop, but you pee first, and then when your crap lands in the water, it splashes the pee into your ass crack.

Bro, I'm having a horrible day, I failed my exam, I got a parking ticket, and I had an Indonesian Splash Party.

Indonesian Splash Party by Ozzieman321 January 30, 2010

Indonesian Culture 

A country in southeast asia with a strong patriotic principle that flows through everything here, from the big corporations to the 7/11 stores.

Although racially and religiously diverse, Indonesians have a high tolerance towards it and almost all live peacefully in co-existance. Foreigners are treated with the best hospitality an individual Indonesian can offer (they stare at you at first, but if you smile they would smile back).

A recurring gag that happens in Indonesian culture is the overall hatred of our northern neighbor, Malaysia. Although our countries are almost the same, we have been involved in one diplomatic spat to another, mostly on their part. Threats of invasion has come across many times starting from the 1960's the most recent is when malaysia claimed some of Indonesia's cultural items as they're own. It is however, in my opinion, very far fetched and often unrealistic.

Contrary to popular belief, most of Indonesia's terrorism come's from neighboring Malaysia, there has not been a terrorist leader in Indonesia who is Indonesian. So if you want to blame anyone, go blame Malaysia.

The country however is rampant with corruption, it has improved, but is still common throughout all levels of government. Promises of death penalties are often made but never kept, usually they claim is cause by "religious" reasons.

Overall that's Indonesia for you, if you want "Truly Asia" go to Indonesia. Trust me, Malaysia is pretty much bullshit when it comes to culture.

"Jakarta, born and raised."

Indonesian culture; food, babes, beaches, booze, and indomie (cost like about Rp2.500 here, about 25 cents or cheaper I think. And no it's not made in Australia...)

Indonesian Culture by its_me_ray_tall_queer_handsome October 21, 2011

Indonesian 

A race that other 205 million people in this world have.
They're usually have a religious background (Mainly Muslim or Christian or Hindu if they're from Bali), gets their drivers liscense when they're 15, drives a motorbike since they were 10 and usually a smoker.

- We have more that 17,000 islands (Bali is a famous one) and more than 250 different races.
- We love football (soccer) more than anything.
- We usually spend our time in Twitter or Facebook.

- We speak more than just one language.
- We usually get mixed with Filipinos.
- We have tanned skin, black hair and big dark eyes.
- We invented the greatest shit ever... MI GORENG!

I'm Indonesian :D
mixture of Dutch, Central Java, Sumatran, Toraja and Timor :)

Indonesian by chelseafcfanatic April 13, 2010