a man originally born in innsbruck, austria in 1889. He was very upset at the fact that he couldnt do finger paintings, so he joined the army. he later took over germany in 1933, then proceded to attack several countries, most notable the country of france
, which as everyone knows is pretty gay. he later attacked russia, yugoslavia, britain, norway, denmark, greece, and a whole slew of other fag infested countries. he also had plans to secretly bomb sanfrancisco and kill all the fags living there. finally he killed himself.
your mom looks like hitler. (is this a your mom or hitler joke?)