indian fire alarm 

After sex on the beach, the alarm sounds the next day at about 4pm when you realize your dick is as red as an indian.

Person 1: Dude, last night was amazing. 4 chicks on the beach and i don't even have to buy them dinner, too bad for this indian fire alarm.
Person 2: Was it worth it?
Person 1: Fuck yea, just gonna jerk off with some aloe for a while.

indian fire alarm by It_could_happen_to_you September 7, 2012