Incontinentia Buttox

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

From the Life Of Brian.

"he has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know."

Incontinentia Buttox by -cow_go_moo- May 25, 2021

incontinent

1. The condition of being unable to control bodily functions. There are two types of incontinence: Urinary Incontinence and Fecal Incontinence.

2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.

1. My mother in law wears rubber pants and Depends briefs because she is incontinent.

2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."

incontinent by MKC323 February 12, 2008

Financial Incontinence 

1. A propensity to piss money away

2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control

3. unable to retain or manage ones finances

4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)

Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.

Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence

Financial Incontinence by pasmarticus August 20, 2011

Fecal Incontinence 

The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.

As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."

What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence

"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."

Fecal Incontinence by gwaijai June 12, 2009

Incontinent S'more 

An incontinent smore is a typical smore with the chocalate exchanged with a peanut butter cup. When the assembly is pressed together during the final stage, the peanut butter cup oozes the brown peanut butter center giving the illusion of incontinence.

Hey guys gather around the campfire and let's make some incontinent s'mores!

Incontinent S'more by Kyle Clary October 4, 2008

incontinent

to lose control of your bodyily functions

i was wacked in the crotch and became incontinent

incontinent by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

incontinence 

When you shit and you can't control it. Maybe you got loose bowels.

I woke up this morning and sure enough, the bed was full of shit. I have incontinence.

incontinence by Dumase October 17, 2008