np: Michael DeWayne Brown (b 1954-)more...
(aka: Gilligan. Wile E. Coyote.)
1. n. Former head of Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). FEMA (aka: Federal Excessive Masturbation Autocracy.)
2. n. Former Arabian horse inseminator. (ie-technician who pulls the dong of an Arabian stallion, and then injects the effluent into the cooch of the mare for purposes of pedigree horse breeding. (See: splooge broker.)
3. n. Former splooge broker to President George W Bush. (See patronage appointments.)
4. n. (generic) Any man bearing a strong resemblance to a large slug or turtle, who frequently uses the term ‘balls to the wall.’ Any mollusk-like individual obsessed with balls.
5. n. (generic) A paunchy fashion god of the LLBean type. Any flabby middle-aged caucasian male who believes that rolling up his sleaves makes him appear macho and decisive, despite massive evidence to the cont...
To suffer from/as the result of complete government incompetence.
"The FBI showed up with a warrant (which turned out to be illegal) and confiscated my phone, iPod, some mail and every notebook I've ever had for any class that wasn't math. I really got railsbacked on this one"