POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE 

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice 

1. A mean come back.
2. A phrase for showin anger

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice if you say that one more time!

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice by Schwilly February 14, 2005

better than a stick in the eye 

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.

So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.

better than a stick in the eye by sarmaes November 28, 2006

Catcher In the Eye

A pornographic reference to "Catcher in the rye." It refers to the fact of cumming i.e. ejaculating in a female's eye

Holy mother of god! Look at those guys surrounded around that girl; they are definitely goin’ to catcher in the eye!

Catcher In the Eye by OlivaHessum April 7, 2009

Fuck you in the Eye

Not literal, symbolic to immense anger...

"Don't mess with me Sam, or I'll fuck you in the eye"

Fuck you in the Eye by the tagger May 10, 2009

Fly by cock in the eye 

When one of those irritating guys for no reason whatsoever catches you by suprise and slaps his cock in your eye.

Im setting at the computer just typing away and I holler hey hunny bring me something to drink he goes to get my drink then brings it back sets it down and I assume he goes back to whateveer he was doing and I unknowingly let my guard down then out of nowhere Wham a Fly by cock in the eye.

Fly by cock in the eye by Misty & Steph Dials March 30, 2009

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick 

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008