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Nut in a rut 

When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)
Hey you hungry? I just made some nut in a rut

stuck in a rut 

a settled or established habit or course of action, especially a boring one and needing to change
Urban Dictionary's '30 trending words' list maker bot is stuck in a rut, changing only the dates & nothing else, not actually checking what's really trending. The list hasn't changer in maybe over 2 months.

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut 

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!
I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

like a dog in rut

A term related to a dog in heat
Can also be used to describe someone's horniness or a high sex drive
my partner is like a dog in rut right now
they keep wanting to fuck
like a dog in rut by Zom_Zetie August 22, 2023

ride with Ruth and Fred in a Buick

To vomit, regurgitate, lose your cookies.
I'm sick. I think I'm gonna ride with Ruth and Fred in a Buick any minute!

toss a baby ruth in the bowl 

take a dump, number 2, to deficate in toilet bowl, take the browns to the superbowl
He will be right back, he had to toss a baby ruth in the bowl.