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Cock In A Roll

A sneaky sexual maneouvre in which a man who is eager for a blowjob can use to satify his needs. A "Cock in a roll" is when a man places his penis inside a six-inch or footlong sandwich roll (depending on penis size), scatters the roll with a variety of salads to make it more convincing, and places the roll, with his cock inside of it, on a plate. The plate is to be held down near his crotch for obvious reasons, and every attempt to camoflage the penis into this seemingly innocent sandwich environment is to be made for maximum efficiency. With plate in hand, and cock in roll, the man then approaches his targeted consumer and asks if she wants a bite of the roll. As she is unaware of the fact that your penis is placed inside of the roll, she agrees and has a go at the sandwich.

Some complementary phrases that can be inlcuded or not are

- "careful hunny, there may be bones"
- "I can add mayonaise if you want"

*Note of warning*: If youre target is fat, wears some sort of dental correction device and/or is an aggessive eater, it would be a good idea not to perform this maneouvre, as your cock may be completely destroyed or severly harmed.
"Man, lately my girlfriend and I have been through a dry patch" - MAN 1
"Have you tried Cock In A Roll? It works a treat, you'll have your willy sucked no problem!" - MAN 2
Cock In A Roll by Harry VDK August 30, 2014

meat-in-a-roll-ogist

see also kebabstronaut
1. Someone who operates a kebab shop on a deserted mainroad in the middle of the night.
that Habib, he's a great meat-in-a-roll-ogist.
meat-in-a-roll-ogist by slimey January 13, 2005

ducks in a roll 

an expression in which means "Someone who has done there homework or investigated an area of interest & has drafted a list of priorities to achieve a goal"
"I've gotten my car insurance, drivers license, vehicle registration, state inspection done & my check book to pay for the taxes & fees so I should have all my ducks in a roll when I goto the tax commission office downtown."

roll a dildo in glitter

A metaphor for spending a lot of time making something that in the end is useless.
"You could spend months meticulously constructing a clipper ship piece by piece in a glass bottle. Or, you could do the Republican method and just roll a dildo in glitter."

roll you up in a katamari 

When you love someone so much, you never want to let them go
Oh man, you are adorable. I just want to roll you up in a katamari!

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