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(word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her 

Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."

in (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her, "Her" is the same person as "She" in that's what she said. It's a hypothetical girl that you have sex with.

When someone says a word ending in "er" you turn it into a sex joke.

So if a friend says, "Dude, I broke your windsheild wiper."
You say, "Wipe her? I hardly know her!"
Friend: You're such a messy eater
You: Eat her? I hardly know her!

Friend: Shut up, you fucker.
You: Fuck her? I hardly know her!

that's how to use: (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her

Bone In ‘Er Teat 

All it took was a six pack and a carry out pizza and that slut was ready for bone in ‘er teat.
Bone In ‘Er Teat by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Put er’ in the ketchup 

The act of increasing an engines revolutions to the governed limit typically referred to as a “red-line”. The name originates from the governed limit typically having a red indicator that shows potential failure. The act is typically performed when an engine is excepted to have a catastrophic failure.
*Boosted Honda is losing oil pressure and a slight knock is occurring*

“Should we turn the car off” -friend 1
“Nah put er’ in the ketchup” -owner of the car

dicked er in the cabbage 

When a person screws something up, usually playing golf and your ball is lost in the "cabbage" or the thick of the woods. However this term can be applied to any situation involving a screw up.
Ex: Eh Ray ya really dicked er in the cabbage on that one

get-er-in-get-er-out-get-er-home-get-er-washed 

Literal meaning - having quick questionable sex and leaving quickly to wash "it." But also refers to trying to get actions completed quickly. Saying originates from a village in Ireland.
me - did you tap that ugly bitch last nite?
friend - yeh.. had a get-er-in-get-er-out-get-er-home-get-er-washed

Pop’er in the Piss Pan 

Another term for inserting your penis in to a vagina.
SKÖL Bro 1: How did your date with Atention Peice go?

SKÖL Bro 2: I got to Pop’er in the Piss Pan. What a slot.
Pop’er in the Piss Pan by TOTEMIR February 23, 2022