Stockings

The only pants in the world you can't put on backwards!

i.e waist high ones.

Me: WHICH WAY DO THESE STOCKINGS GO??!...Oh wait... :DDD

by Juombie May 15, 2011

stocked

To be beaten up or threatened to be beaten up for something on your person.

I just got stocked. They stole my Nikes and my Starter cap... they said they'd smash me if I didn't hand them over.

by BenXX December 18, 2007

A girl or group of girls whom the male or group of males using the word finds attractive; A date-worthy female, or one you want to fuck.

Some stock just walked by, were going to go talk to them.

I want to get some stock this weekend.

We've been pulling stock so hard this week.

by Dr. DHatcher September 9, 2010

perfection in a glass. Or any other kind of instrument to measure perfection

damn, I can never ever ever be as stock as that guy. He's super stock

by ediss May 19, 2004

The epitomy of awesomeness. Can also be interpreted in any way you feel suit.

Jason: Dude let's go play FIFA at johns house after school!

David: Stock! Don't even have to ask dude.

by Joe Lethal June 24, 2009

A substitute for any curse that will be filtered at the ESPN POKER Club

Shut the Stock up! What the Stock?

by MADC1 January 14, 2006

Means having a stash of alcohol or marijuana.

by Steen November 13, 2004