The place where two people, most of the time of opposite gender, DUKE IT OUT!
Lets get in the bed, honey....
by Loshfbf April 17, 2019
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Taking someone to bed, and doing rude things, but not nessacerily having intercourse, e.g. dry humping Usually in the early stages of a relationship.
"I bedded him, but we didn't have sex."
by lady comic January 21, 2007
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The most magical place in your house.I sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matrass.
by Chickenwing21 October 4, 2006
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A soft box with springs and comfy padding used to rest and have sex on.
Chad : So I guess I will stop by your apartment after work and fuck you like usual?
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!
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1) <noun> A piece of furniture that is typically rectangular in shape, elevated off the floor, and soft. Usually consists of the following: pillows, comforter, sheets, mattress, and bedframe.

Personally, I think a bed is the best place in the world because my two favorite things in life happen there: sex and sleep.

2) <verb> To have sex with; to get a person to go to bed with you.
1) I love my bed, it allows for great sex and deep sleep.

2) I would like to bed Eva Longoria.
by th3xpert August 6, 2009
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To have sex with someone. See also beddable
"There's no doubt he'll bed her tonight."
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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