impotent rage 

A feeling of intense anger, anxiety, and panic over something/someone, coupled with a complete lack of power to do anything about it. Typically experienced by keyboard warriors when confronted on their most cherished ideals and beliefs.

Sufferers of Impotent Rage Syndrome may experience : dizziness, headaches, fainting, stress-eating, hair-loss, upset stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, grinding teeth down to short pointy nubs, threatening strangers online, and inability to perform sexually.

Dominic just sits at his computer all day throwing hysterical fits at people . He really should step away from his keyboard and let go of all that impotent rage, before it eats away at him.

impotent rage by LordHotPie May 15, 2019

Impotent 

When a normal man is unable to obtain a stirring of the loins when confronted with an attractive young lady. This is sadly common. It is often associated with old age or prostrate difficulties. It produces extreme melancholia in the male; a feeling of worthlessness, of being unable to satisfy a woman, which - in extreme cases - can lead to suicide.

‘Sidney totally impotent and can’t get a hard-on, even when Doris wears her baby-doll nightie!’

Impotent by Colonel Barnaby January 23, 2023

impotent 

the act of not being able to get hard, commonly when needed

I went to bang my girlfriend but i found i had become impotent

impotent by darkbutterz February 13, 2006

impatient perfectionist 

Someone who wants everything perfect but doesn't have the energy or time to do it. So the project ends up looking a little above average.

Wow you really did a fantastic job being average you you lazy control freek impatient perfectionist.

impatient perfectionist by bigfootshands January 2, 2014

Impatient 

Being frustrated at having to wait for something.

Rhino is getting impatient because the meaning of "Jodie" is taking ages to come up.

Impatient by Spearmint Rhino April 3, 2003

Conversationally Impotent 

A phrase used to describe someone who initiates a conversation only to stop replying a few messages later.

I talked to Jordan last night. He asked me how I was and never replied back, again. He's conversationally impotent.

Conversationally Impotent by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011

Impatient Dentist 

When you are about to finish in a girl's mouth when she doesn't want you to, so she closes her mouth. Then you proceed to blow your load all over her closed lips like a dentist who's trying to get in someones mouth to clean but just gets pissed off.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "It was hilarious. My girl wouldn't open her mouth when I wanted to finish. I couldn't wait any longer so I gave her the impatient dentist."

Impatient Dentist by Mr. 35 July 19, 2010