Piñata Immigration Reform 

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.

Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!

Piñata Immigration Reform by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013

Immolation 

1. to kill or offer as a sacrifice, esp by fire

2. literary to sacrifice (something highly valued)

3. the world's greatest tooth-and-nail death metal band

Immolation is unrelenting death metal in its purest form. They do not slow the pace of the music or water it down like the pussies in Six Feet Under and Torture Killer. Death metal, after all, is a speed demons dream.

If you heaven't heard Dawn of Possession yet, you are not a death metal fan.

If you do not like Dawn of Possession you are a retarded degenerate and should be immolated.

Immolation by Mr.Angelripper November 11, 2012

self-immolation 

to set yourself on fire, or suicide by fire

In Angels and Demons, Camerlengo committed self-immolation by coating himself in oil and striking a match.

self-immolation by djisthebest May 22, 2009

inegration with respect to the moon 

The act of mathematically integrating with respect to the variable the moon.

Should not be attempted unless no other methods to solve the astronomy problem seem likely to give an answer.

Guy 1: Fuck I have no idea where to even start with this question

Guy 2: Time to do some inegration with respect to the moon (:

inegration with respect to the moon by Quantum Guy August 2, 2010

immolation 

1. To kill or offer as a sacrafice with the use of fire
(To kill yourself is self-immolation, not to be confused with self-mutliation)

2. To destroy something by fire.

1. Anakin Skywalker had an immolation scene where the lava began to burn his body after his battle with Obi Wan Kenobi.

2. Buddhist monks burned themselves to protest the Vietnam War. This was self-immolation.

immolation by blacksaibot September 21, 2005

Immigration and Naturalization Service 

(US GOVERNMENT) Former agency of the US government responsible for the enforcement of immigration law, and the processing of visa/permit requests. After the attacks of 11 September 2001, Congress passed a bill creating the Department of Homeland Security (DHS); the INS was split up into its enforcement functions (which became part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and its processing functions (Citizenship and Immigration Services, or CIS).

Prior to its dissolution in 2003, the INS was part of the Department of Justice. The CIS and ICE are both part of the DHS.

Because of its extraordinary power over the lives of millions of US nationals and residents, the Immigration and Naturalization Service gained lasting notoriety. Seven years after it was superseded by the CIS, most people associated visa regulations with the INS.

"Brother from Another Planet" was a brilliant parody of INS agent behavior.

Immigration and Naturalization Service by Primus Intra Pares June 17, 2010

Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 

A law that makes a ton of sense yet people are still bitching about it. Mainly illegals.

Guy: Dude, Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 actually makes sense

Illegal: It's wrong!!

Guy: Pussy.

Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 by CthulhuCalls April 30, 2010