kill yourself immediately 

To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else

n00b:Hay their budy!

Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!

kill yourself immediately by Jimmy Cracka March 13, 2005

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) 

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) by profbass March 18, 2010

Immediate Family

The term used to include brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, spouses, children, and Belle.

"My immediate family is coming to town."

Immediate Family by Marvin1225 February 23, 2019

you shall ultrakill thyself, immediately 

A meme reference to the game "Ultrakill", where a character named Minos Prime says that you should commit die.
This line is not actually said in-game.

You shall ultrakill thyself, immediately, machine!

you shall ultrakill thyself, immediately by Dreiasaiy April 1, 2023

immediate 

(v.) to come to or declare a position or standpoint instantly or spontaneously; to rush to; to jump to a conclusion

He immediated the conclusion that Obama is a communist because he past the Affordable Health Care Act, a somewhat socialist based bill.

Don't immediate conclusions. When you do that most of the time, you don't have enough evidence for which to found it on.

immediate by Jenf Lopz November 2, 2014

immediate ejection

Noun.

The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.

Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.

They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!

immediate ejection by Looger November 1, 2007

effective immediately 

Basically it means, you do this shit right now or you suffer the punitive consequences!

Also, do wtf I said and do it right now.

The following expectations are non-negotiable. Effective immediately. Please advise.

effective immediately by BigPapiCreams April 6, 2022