Definitions by Looger
snotastic
An indefinable quality. Name relates to Simpsons reference, "craptacular," except using "snot" and "fantastic" as the base words.
Can mean many things - in fact it's a mystery even to the very teams of people currently defining the word.
Someone will figure it out, in a subsequent definition perhaps.
Can mean many things - in fact it's a mystery even to the very teams of people currently defining the word.
Someone will figure it out, in a subsequent definition perhaps.
Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich
noun.
pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.
Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.
Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.
Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.
pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.
Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.
Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.
Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.
Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"
Some other Dude: "No."
Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."
Some other Dude: "No."
Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."
Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich by Looger November 21, 2009
immediate ejection
Noun.
The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.
The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.
Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.
They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!
They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!
immediate ejection by Looger November 1, 2007
barflog
Noun.
a portion of vomit with the structural integrity of semicylindrical feces.
often mistaken, due to pronunciation, to be a noun describing the corporal punishment 'flogging' performed at or in front of a licensed establishment.
Syllabled "bar-flog"
a portion of vomit with the structural integrity of semicylindrical feces.
often mistaken, due to pronunciation, to be a noun describing the corporal punishment 'flogging' performed at or in front of a licensed establishment.
Syllabled "bar-flog"
Dan: "After eating those bad scallops you bought, I was sick and it came out in a log."
Craig: "A log... of barf?"
Dan: "A barflog."
Craig: "A log... of barf?"
Dan: "A barflog."
pseudowhore
noun.
a woman that acts like a whore but does not put out. she dresses slutty and has emotionally shattered men sleep in her bed without anything happening.
a woman that acts like a whore but does not put out. she dresses slutty and has emotionally shattered men sleep in her bed without anything happening.
pseudowhore by Looger July 10, 2005
bitch issues
Noun, plural.
The possession of which indicates a womanly attitude in a man about stupid useless shit.
The possession of which indicates a womanly attitude in a man about stupid useless shit.
- "What's with Ian lately?"
- "Yeah, he's got bitch issues. He complained for five minutes about the paperwork for a valve spring."
- "Yeah, he's got bitch issues. He complained for five minutes about the paperwork for a valve spring."
bitch issues by Looger May 18, 2005
spreading legend
verb.
used as someone spreads stories about himself, usually based on true events, to gain social leverage.
used as someone spreads stories about himself, usually based on true events, to gain social leverage.
spreading legend by Looger May 18, 2005