the two-word description of one who is a slave to his woman.
he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.
Man, that guy sue is a tampon fetcher, he comes when his woman calls him.
Nearly rhetorical affirmative response to someone else's observation. Often muttered by pirates.
Passerby: Thee's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants!
Pirate: Yar, it's driving me nuts...
a woman that acts like a whore but does not put out. she dresses slutty and has emotionally shattered men sleep in her bed without anything happening.
Shannon is such a pseudowhore. She has a different chode
in her bed every night!
The possession of which indicates a womanly attitude in a man about stupid useless shit
- "What's with Ian lately?"
- "Yeah, he's got bitch issues. He complained for five minutes about the paperwork for a valve spring."
a portion of vomit with the structural integrity of semicylindrical feces
often mistaken, due to pronunciation, to be a noun describing the corporal punishment 'flogging' performed at or in front of a licensed establishment.
Dan: "After eating those bad scallops you bought, I was sick and it came out in a log."
Craig: "A log... of barf?"
Dan: "A barflog."
The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.
Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.
They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!
1. used to describe someone that is that harps on the procedure or paperwork surrounding a task, not the task itself.
- "Dawn is such a procedurelistic bitch, she is the queen of requisition forms."
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