intrical

A word that doesn't exist. Usually used by dumbasses who really mean to use the word wordintegral/word.

"It's an intrical part..."
"Intrical isn't a word, dumbass"

intrical by Track-10 September 16, 2003

intrical

a word that is a mashup of integral and intricate, weaving together both words to form a new meaning.

integral: necessary to the completeness of the whole:

"This point is integral to his plan."

intricate: having many interrelated parts or facets; entangled or involved:

"an intricate maze."

So intrical basically means something that is so important that it cannot be extricated in any way from the whole.

Women became a very intrical part of the Popular Rights Movement.

intrical by Aoren22 April 1, 2011

IMatically incompetent 

Lacking in instant messaging skills

Sarah, who accidentally types in the wrong window when instant messaging multiple people, is IMatically incompetent.

IMatically incompetent by Sonia O December 28, 2006

metricals 

a disease where multiple substances begin to flow out of your penis.

"Dude i cant believe I'm having a metricals problem right now, it all just keeps flowing on out"

metricals by Morgan_Puppy April 20, 2015

Immetrical 

Something that is made of both Imperial and Metric parts. These (usually old vehicles) can be difficult to work on, because to do the job properly at least 2 sets of the same tools are needed.

Gary: Can you pass me that weird spanner again?
Steve: The 13/16? Yeah ok...
Gary: Immetrical landrover crap

Immetrical by mongoosander May 28, 2010

Imperical Assload 

That to which two metric fucktonnes are equal.

I have three metric fucktonnes' worth of iron, or rather, 1.5 imperical assloads.

Imperical Assload by AvidElephant55 August 26, 2009

metrically handicapped 

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.

When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.

metrically handicapped by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021