ihoe 

A Steve Jobs worshipping i-junkie who will buy or dream of buying anything and everything made by Apple - and starts with lowercase i - no matter how ridiculous of a crapgadget it is.

Also applies to people who buy i-accessories.

iMice: I want an iHome for my iPhone.
Johansen: Its made by 10-yr old starving kids in sweatshops who are beaten regularly. You're an ihoe.
iMice: Awesome! I love Steve Jobs.

ihoe by pseudoHater November 28, 2010

iHOEISM 

iHOEISM
/'aihō,izəm/
an ideology which believes that having 3 boys to drool over isn't considered greedy at all.
synonym: shields

A: dang, shields is having bobby, hanbin, and yun as her daily meal!
M: yeah..she's a believer of iHOEISM
A: what? i thought she's loyal?
M: loyal? pftt..where is the lie?

iHOEISM by moonchita July 12, 2016

I hoe you 

When you nominate someone to be your hoe

I hoe you Jess

I hoe you by NotSomeoneYouKnowYet December 18, 2019