ihoe 

A Steve Jobs worshipping i-junkie who will buy or dream of buying anything and everything made by Apple - and starts with lowercase i - no matter how ridiculous of a crapgadget it is.

Also applies to people who buy i-accessories.

iMice: I want an iHome for my iPhone.
Johansen: Its made by 10-yr old starving kids in sweatshops who are beaten regularly. You're an ihoe.
iMice: Awesome! I love Steve Jobs.

ihoe by pseudoHater November 28, 2010

iHOEISM 

iHOEISM
/'aihō,izəm/
an ideology which believes that having 3 boys to drool over isn't considered greedy at all.
synonym: shields

A: dang, shields is having bobby, hanbin, and yun as her daily meal!
M: yeah..she's a believer of iHOEISM
A: what? i thought she's loyal?
M: loyal? pftt..where is the lie?

iHOEISM by moonchita July 12, 2016

I hoe you 

When you nominate someone to be your hoe

I hoe you Jess

I hoe you by NotSomeoneYouKnowYet December 18, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012