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Iglesia Ni Cristo 

founded by FYM in 1914, it is considered as the largest cult in the Philippines. INC loves to deliver chopped versions of Bible verses in order to deceive their members and listeners. Their Ministers are also called "Butchers" because of their technique of chopping off important and crucial passages from the Bible. INC refuses to join Bible Scholars in studying the Bible because they believe that they alone can interpret it eventhough they do not have their own translation and they're using different translations from Scholars whom they refuse to work with. Talk about irony.
I am an Iglesia Ni Cristo, hence, I am an Iglot and I worship inside an Iglotopian chapel.
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Empanadas de iglesia 

An Empanada de iglesia ("church pattie") is a Colombian Spanish term referring to a pastry which has the same makings as a regular Empanada (a fried corn flour casing filled with mashed potatoes with ground meat, chicken or cheese), but without meat.

Typical church patties will be filled with potatoes cooked with tomatoes and onions, or simply be made of just the fried corn flour casing alone.

Given that the Catholic Church states that their followers should not eat meat on Fridays, church patties are a common sight on church gatherings in Colombia, as well as at at home for people who closely follow the faith's food mandates, hence the name of the pastries.

Church patties are not restricted to Catholics, as it's commonplace in Colombia to refer to meatless patties as such.
SPANISH:

"Quiubo, Tía. ¿Tenés algo de comer?"

"Mijo, aquí le tengo unas empanadas de iglesia de sobra que le puedo calentar de ayer."

"Bueno, así como para engañar el hambre..."

ENGLISH

"Hey, auntie. Do you have something to eat?"

"Here, dear, I've got some church patties that I can heat up for you."

"Oh, well. A little something for the hunger..."
Empanadas de iglesia by Abarbarea February 10, 2024

Coolio Iglesias 

Hybrid of Cool + Julio Iglesias.

You say "Coolio Iglesias" when you're feeling cheeky.

Salutes the delightfully cheeseball singer Julio Iglesias, who happens to be Enrique Iglesias' father.

It's like saying 'that's so cool/sexy/fly/bangin, it's got Julio Iglesias status'.
Example 1:

"Ima be at your place at 8 - bottle of Jim Beam in tow."

"Coolio Iglesias"

Example 2:

Your girlfriend/boyfriend comes out of fitting room in aqua lamé tankini...

You: "Coolio Iglesias"
Coolio Iglesias by keralea February 2, 2013

Gabriel Iglesias 

One of the few latin stand-up comedians who is funny to not only latin-americans. Very fat young funny guy. Comedian who uses sound-effects and story-telling in a very funny way, and surprisingly, can keep it clean and still funny.
Gabriel Iglesias has won Comedian of the Year by Comedy Central
Gabriel Iglesias by JPWRana October 4, 2005

Enrique Iglesias 

A very talented international pop star who was born in Spain and girls love him!
Enrique Iglesias is so awesome!!
Enrique Iglesias by Anaid0350 January 7, 2011

Enrique Iglesias 

1.An extremely talented spanish singer.
2.Very well known across the world.
3.One of the hottest men on the planet
4.Hot body<3
5.He's a women's idol
6.Listened by all year groups
7. His most famous songs are ''hero'' and ''do you know''
8. He has one of the biggest fan groups
9. dating Anna kournikova( russian tennis player) .. :(
10. He's just simply amazing!
i can be your hero baby, i can kiss away the pain.. i will stand by you forever ... you can take my breath away <3

... OMG its enrique iglesias<3
Enrique Iglesias by pisulolizac December 25, 2011

Gabriel Iglesias 

A comedian who's claim to fame is his five (now six) levels of obesity: big, healthy, fleshy, fluffy, DAMN! (and HELLLL NO!) His entire routine is a riot, filled with sound effects and personal stories that are touching and hilarious. Very few comedians today can make you feel connected to them by the end.
Gabriel Iglesias: I'm not fat, I'm fluffy